Opinion's Lair: You know you are addicted to facebook when...

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night
When something exciting happens you find yourself thinking about how you could use it as your Facebook update of the hour.
You have several Facebook friends that you've never actually met in person.
When your friend breaks up and you know about it before they're finished crying because of the little broken heart that popped up on the mini-feed (which you were watching of course)
Your profile has so many applications on it that it takes several minutes to load.
You kiss your girlfriend's profile page
You cry when someone rejects your friend request.
You log off your profile and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You start doing things just so that you can later add them to your hobbies section.
Your dog has its own Facebook page.
You leave for 10 minutes and start going through withdrawal
You only check your emails to see if you need to check Facebook
Your relationship status is only official if its been updated on Facebook
you visit sites that list reasons you know your addicted to Facebook.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your notifications
Facebook stalking is no longer considered sketchy.

You refer to Facebook affectionately as FB
You know you have spent enough time in Facebook when you visit a forum and you agree with the comments posted in the forum, you start to look for the "Like" button.
You take pictures for the sole reason of tagging them on Facebook.
You know you're addicted to Facebook when... you're in public and someone says something funny and you have the urge to say "LIKE!"
The word "poke" is no longer considered something physical to you
You know you are addicted to Facebook when it becomes your main source of news
Your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall.
You know you're friends boyfriend is cheating on her before she knows
You find yourself getting mad at other people for not having a Facebook account. How can you ever be friends?
You start sending your friends Facebook messages instead of posting on their walls so other people can't see just how much you go on.
Your eyeglasses now have a permanent bluish color burned in on them
You add Facebook to your quick links computer toolbar, then delete it telling yourself you're going to stop visiting Facebook often enough to need it, then give up and add it again, then delete it...
You tell people to Facebook you if they want to meet up with you somewhere because you know you'll see their message a few minutes after its posted.
When someone writes on your wall, you purposely wait a few hours before replying to make it seem like you're not as addicted to Facebook as you really are.

You get upset when Facebook is temporarily unavailable
You randomly start talking to someone about the pictures on their Facebook from 4 years ago or you make comments like "I see you added swimming to your interests".
You have conversations with people through their message inboxes
8:34 you comment
8:39 they reply
8:40 you reply...etc
You feel distressed after a whole day of not using Facebook for whatever reason and make up for it by contacting everyone you know.
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet
You get offended when your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't contact you on Facebook for three days in a row and immediately assume they must be ready to break up with you as a result.
While hanging out with friends, you repeatedly ask to use their computer to check your Facebook to see if anything earth shattering has happened.
You regularly have conversations with your best friend about other people's Facebook profiles.
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